Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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