Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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