He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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