I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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