people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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