I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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