ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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