in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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