Is it normal to miss your booty call?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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