I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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