Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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