What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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