I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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