Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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