I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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