i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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