I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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