I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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