More tranny stories later!
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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