whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
