Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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