Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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