Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Randomize
