just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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