I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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