also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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