Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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