Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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