i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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