All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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