What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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