I think scott just propositioned me for sex
he wants to bone in the snuggie
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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