just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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