I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I AM VODKA MAN
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Did you pee in the oven last night??
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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