Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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