i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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