Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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