I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
