**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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