Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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