I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize