dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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