how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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