Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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