Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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