Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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