I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
It's just like the Real World with babies
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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