I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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