that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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