Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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