I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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