D3 body, D1 cock
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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