I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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